KILLER!

KILLER!

Just a short nerdy girl living in a superficial, scary world. Just a girl in love with a scary boy living in a nerdy paradise, full of Dubstep beats and metal screams. Pixelated and medicated, living long into the galaxy.

He’s keeping me sane from the moments of the day.

Cookout.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vegansanfrancishet:
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

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merrymrdarcy:

so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”

and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”

I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING

AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”

I HOPE YOU MARRIED HIM

REBLOG AGAIN

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trust:

phoal:

carpethatnatibus:

saintpattysblog:

I can’t not reblog this

Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?

oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

dreamerofdisney:

disney-lostgirl:

BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED

This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.

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miraculouslollipop:

iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt:

fandom-mused:

please yahoo just leave us alone. we’re happy as we are

is that moon moon

moon moon you fucker

you finally did the thing

(via awesomecabbage)

bizarrefallenangel:

best-of-funny:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

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*Vomits*

Too many hipster blogs. Too many one direction blogs. Too many Justin Bieber blog. Too many preppy blogs. TOO MANY DAMN IT (Taken with GifBoom)

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